CluelessOwl

Amber, friends call me AJ, at least they would if I had any friends. So... did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

(via daveyjaxobs)

annabarbarian:

The thing I learned from reading Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods is that Percy says a ridiculous amount of silly pick-up lines while mentioning sexy times. Which made me had to have a moment of silence for Annabeth.

(via annabethisterrified)

  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

(via meggannn)